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Always with something to say and to complain about, I have been making pointed comments since I was young and have now perfected the system and want to share it with other cynics across the world. For a fee, of course.
I have won numerous and many illustrious awards but I have forgotten their names and as such will politely decline to mention them and will blank you if your pry much further into my private life. You nosy fiends.
Here are some annoying questions I get asked that I find incredibly irritating.
What?! You’ve never complained or attempted cynicism before. Liar. Fool. Craven deceiver.
You can be damn well sure that it is and I’ll charge premium prices to the likes of you!
